Top Ten Excuses Given When Clown Asks if You've Read His Last Top Ten List

By Maniacal Clown

Compiled by Steve Dixon

Top Ten Excuses Said When Clown Asks If You've Read His Last Top Ten List

10. My ISP wasn't working!

9. My net nanny software locked it out. What's up with that, Clown?

8. You still owe me 1.86 cents!

7. Uhh, recheck your link, I couldn't get to it!

6. I have objections to hamster burning!

4. You always skip numbers!

3. A lot of them are the same...

2. A lot of them are the same...

1. I'm sick of your shameless plugs!

-1. Three words, bad subtraction skills.

~Maniacal Clown